Alliance of Bork

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Alliance of Bork
Team Color	Green
Statistics as of 20Feb 2007
Total Nations	30
Active Nations	28
Percent Active	93%
Strength	168,578
Avg. Strength	5,619
Nukes	17
Important Links	CN Wiki member list AoB factbook

The Alliance of Bork is a generally peaceful alliance. We feel that all wars are asshole moves, but must admit that sometimes we are assholes ourselves.

Contents 1 About 1.1 Leadership 2 Allies 3 Enemies 4 Armed Forces 4.1 Army 4.2 Air Force 5 History 5.1 Bork Missile Crisis 5.2 Fictional DoW on NPO 6 Policies 7 Want to Join?

[edit] About

The Alliance of Bork is headquartered in Portland, Oregon. We have satellite offices across America and in Australia, Canada, Denmark, Spain and Sweden.

[edit] Leadership

A general election is currently being held to select a leader for the Alliance of Bork.

Election Results

Candidate	Doolan	Doolan
Votes	7	4

[edit] Allies

Generally speaking, we play by no one's rules but our own. However, we do have non-aggression agreements with some alliances:

• /b/
• Commonwealth of Sovereign Nations (CSN)
• FAN
• MDC
• The Legion
• LUE

[edit] Enemies

• Allies of War - We really pwned these guys.
• Nintendorks - We fought these guys long ago. There has recently been a push within the alliance to take our final revenge on them, however our peace treaty prevents us from doing so. But, we still hate them with a passion that burns brighter than the fire of a thousand suns.

[edit] Armed Forces

[edit] Army

We maintain a strong army to protect us from all threats at home and abroad.

[edit] Air Force

Ours is the most advanced airforce in the world.

[edit] History

[edit] Bork Missile Crisis

Wes has far too much time on his hands

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[edit] Fictional DoW on NPO

On 4-18-07, Kinky Gorgi, ex-President of Allies of War, posted that he had "found" a declaration of war on the NPO by Alliance of Bork. He later sent "proof" to selected members, which turned out to be from this page. There were no wars between NPO and AoB. Gorgi has had a history of pulling stunts like this, and at the time of this incident had no CN nation.

[edit] Policies

The nations of the Alliance of Bork universally support the use of alternative transportation over private single occupancy motor vehicles. We specifically prefer human powered locomotion such as bicycles.

Unicycles are also welcome.

[edit] Want to Join?

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