"Thank YOU, Chuck Norris"
(3,961 days old)
|Statistics as of 12/28/2009|
|60,000 (124,200) soldiers|
|Nation Rank||4,367 of 5,242 (83.31%)|
|Total Area||2,010.132 mile diameter|
Chucknorland is a medium sized, highly developed, and ancient nation at 1166 days old with citizens primarily of German ethnicity whose religion is Christianity. Its technology is first rate and its citizens marvel at the astonishing advancements within their nation. Its citizens pay extremely high taxes and many despise their government as a result. The citizens of Chucknorland work diligently to produce Silver and Cattle as tradable resources for their nation. It is a mostly neutral country when it comes to foreign affairs. It will usually only attack another nation if attacked first. It believes nuclear weapons are necessary for the security of its people. The military of Chucknorland has been positioned at all border crossings and is arresting all drug traffickers. Chucknorland allows its citizens to protest their government but uses a strong police force to monitor things and arrest lawbreakers. Its borders are closed to all forms of immigration. Free speech is considered taboo in Chucknorland. The government gives foreign aid when it can, but looks to take care of its own people first. Chucknorland will not make deals with another country that has a history of inhuman treatment of its citizens.
Nation History Edit
The Empire of Chucknorland was founded nearly half a century ago. Legend tells of a lone warrior devastating a small village, called Neiria, due to a misunderstanding at a cafe in which the waiter accidentally brought the warrior French Vanilla coffee, rather than mocha. The warrior roundhouse kicked everyone's heads off in the village. When he was finished, there was but one woman remaining. The warrior and the woman repopulated the village. The warrior was made the King of the village and times for the small village were good. This king was none other than the very first Chuck Norris. The village was eventually renamed "Chuckstantinople" in honor of their king. As time went on the village grew and grew into a large city-state and began a long and vast expanse, incorporating many other cities around Chuckstantinople. It was around this time, that Chuck Norris V, took the title of Emperor of Chucknorland. As time went on the empire grew more, conquering many different states. This cycle of conquest continued all the way up to the current Emperor, Michael Chuck Norris XXVIII, who inherited an extremely large and powerful country from his grandfather, Emperor Alexander Chuck Norris XXVII.