DOOMBIRD DOOMCAVE (DBDC) is a three way (;D) MDoAP treaty. All signatories agree to the terms of the Shit House Accords.
SHIT HOUSE ACCORDS Edit
A Shit HOUSE?!
Article 1: MrCalkin’s AssholeEdit
All three signatories agree to resolve all disagreements in public and try their best to troll each other. Signatories are prohibited from engaging in war against one another.
Article 2: What an interesting... pile of fecesEdit
All three signatories agree to grant access to each others' orifices.
Article 3: MY CRAPPY HOUSEEdit
If one of the signatories is directly attacked, the other two are obligated to defend him. If one of the signatories is attacking aggressively, the others have the ability to join in too.
Article 4: Secret Waste Burial HoleEdit
If one of the signatories is discover to have intel that the other two should know, they are obligated to share it.
Article 5: Blood In Blood OutEdit
Any signatory may withdraw from the Shit House Accords at any time, but in doing so agree to be nuked for eternity without retaliation.
Signed for Illuminati,
Signed for Israelestine,
- Sir Hoppington
Signed for Sighet,