DOOMBIRD DOOMCAVE

Signatories

Methax of Illuminati Tayloj of Israelestine Sighet of Sighet

DOOMBIRD DOOMCAVE (DBDC) is a three way (;D) MDoAP treaty. All signatories agree to the terms of the Shit House Accords.

DBDC is an offshoot of the SBSC internal faction of Umbrella. SBSC has had several confrontations with Umbrella government previously including the SBSC Liberation War

SHIT HOUSE ACCORDS Edit

PreambleEdit

A Shit HOUSE?!

Article 1: MrCalkin’s AssholeEdit

All three signatories agree to resolve all disagreements in public and try their best to troll each other. Signatories are prohibited from engaging in war against one another.

Article 2: What an interesting... pile of fecesEdit

All three signatories agree to grant access to each others' orifices.

Article 3: MY CRAPPY HOUSEEdit

If one of the signatories is directly attacked, the other two are obligated to defend him. If one of the signatories is attacking aggressively, the others have the ability to join in too.

Article 4: Secret Waste Burial HoleEdit

If one of the signatories is discover to have intel that the other two should know, they are obligated to share it.

Article 5: Blood In Blood OutEdit

Any signatory may withdraw from the Shit House Accords at any time, but in doing so agree to be nuked for eternity without retaliation.

SignaturesEdit

Signed for Illuminati,

• Methax

Signed for Israelestine,

• Sir Hoppington
• Tayloj

Signed for Sighet,

• Sighet