"Tierra y Libertad"
| National Anthem|
|Official Language(s)||Nahuatl, Spanish|
(3,633 days old)
|Statistics as of 06/03/2008|
|Nation Rank||2464 of 5,242 (47%)|
Himynamistan is a fiercely fierce nation in a fierce part of the world. They'll fiercely defend their right to be fierce. There is an old saying: "Nobody wins in Himynamistan. Not even the Himynamistanians."
Its citizens pay extremely high taxes and many despise their government as a result. The citizens of Himynamistan work diligently to produce Cattle and Pigs as tradable resources for their nation. It is an aggressive country that some say has an itch for war. Himynamistan is currently researching nuclear technology for the use of nuclear power plants but believes nuclear weapons should be banned. The military of Himynamistan has been positioned at all border crossings and is arresting all drug traffickers. Himynamistan allows its citizens to protest their government but uses a strong police force to monitor things and arrest lawbreakers. It has an open border policy, but in order for immigrants to remain in the country they will have to become citizens first. Himynamistan believes in the freedom of speech and feels that it is every citizen's right to speak freely about their government. The government gives whatever is necessary to help others out in times of crisis, even if it means hurting its own economy. Himynamistan will not make deals with another country that has a poor history of inhuman treatment of its citizens.
Himynamistan is ruled by a plutocrat, Nezahualcoyotl Zzzptm. Scholars agree that he has the most unpronounceable name of all major world leaders.
The national sport of Himynamistan is ullamaliztli, the ancient MesoAmerican ballgame.