"Pirates are way cooler than ninjas"
| National Anthem|
The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything
|Capital City||Pirate Cove|
(3,822 days old)
|Statistics as of May 17, 2008|
|Nation Rank||991 of 5,242 (18.9%)|
|Total Area||3,439.308 mile diameter|
|Native Resources||Iron, and Wheat|
|Connected Resources||Aluminum, Cattle, Coal, Iron, Lumber, Marble, Pigs, Spices, Sugar, Rubber, Water, and Wheat|
|Bonus Resources||Steel, Beer, Construction, Fast Food|
Ian Isles is an enormous, superbly developed, and ancient nation at 1061 days old with citizens primarily of British ethnicity who follow mixed religions. Its technology is first rate and its citizens marvel at the astonishing advancements within their nation. Its citizens pay extremely high taxes and many despise their government as a result. The citizens of Ian Isles work diligently to produce Wheat and Iron as tradable resources for their nation. It is a mostly neutral country when it comes to foreign affairs. It will usually only attack another nation if attacked first. It believes nuclear weapons are necessary for the security of its people. Plans are on the way within Ian Isles to open new rehabilitation centers across the nation and educate its citizens of the dangers of drug use. Ian Isles does not allow any form of government protests. Its armed police forces work quickly at "dissolving" any and all government protests. It has an open border policy, but in order for immigrants to remain in the country they will have to become citizens first. Ian Isles detains individuals who participate in slanderous comments about the government. The government gives foreign aid when it can, but looks to take care of its own people first. The government of Ian Isles will trade with any other country regardless of ethical consequences.