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JAY NIXON IS AN IDIOT Pact

United Purple Nations
UPN
Invicta
Flag of Invicta

Treaty Type: ODP
Treaty Signed: 6/4/2010
Treaty Status: Cancelled

The JAY NIXON IS AN IDIOT Pact was an ODP between the United Purple Nations and Invicta. It was announced as a downgrade from the Purple Haze Accords on 4 June 2010, and was cancelled mutually by UPN and Invicta on February 10, 2012.

Text of the TreatyEdit

Article 1Edit

UPN and Invicta agree that Jay Nixon is an idiot.

Article 2Edit

UPN and Invicta continue to recognize one another as sovereign alliances, and are committed to ensuring friendly relations between one another.

Article 3Edit

UPN and Invicta express grave disapproval over the idiotic decision by Jay Nixon (who is an idiot) to allocate $1 million budgeted for the Tour of Missouri to instead advertise such riveting events such as the 150th anniversary of the Pony Express and the 175th anniversary of Mark Twain's Birth, as well as the construction, commissioning and the advertising of the new Jay Nixon Memorial Institute For Observating The Anhydration Of Mastic Substances, to be located in Edina, because who the hell wants to visit Edina?

Article 4Edit

UPN and Invicta reserve the right to, whenever mutually deemed necessary for the security of both alliances, defend one another, share intel, provide economic aid, organize tech deals and trade circles, and spam the crap out of each other's forums and IRC channels.

Article 5Edit

UPN and Invicta want a no-name nominee to trounce the idiot known as Jay Nixon in the August 2012 primaries.

Article 6Edit

This treaty remains in effect until such time that a) one party gives the other 72 hours advanced notice of cancellation, b) this treaty is upgraded, or c) Jay Nixon leaves the governor's mansion. In the event of term c) a replacement treaty of equal stature shall go into immediate effect.

Article 7Edit

Once again, Jay Nixon is an idiot.


SignatoriesEdit

For United Purple Nations

  • Peggy Sue, Prime Minister
  • Greene345, Minister of Defense
  • SirDelirium, Minister of Foreign Affairs
  • Black Danaraki, Minister of Internal Affairs


For Invicta

  • Jorost, Lord Protector
  • Learz, Lord Lieutenant
  • Atlashill, Duke of Springdale & Former Head of State
  • Thrash, Minister of Foreign Affairs

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