"sixty percent of the time, it works every time"
(3,605 days old)
Mostly Harmless Alliance
Jalop is a medium sized, well developed, and old nation at 332 days old with citizens primarily of mixed ethnicity who follow mixed religions. Its technology is first rate and its citizens marvel at the astonishing advancements within their nation. Its citizens pay extremely high taxes and many despise their government as a result. The citizens of Jalop work diligently to produce Silver and Spices as tradable resources for their nation. It is a mostly neutral country when it comes to foreign affairs. It will usually only attack another nation if attacked first. It believes nuclear weapons are necessary for the security of its people. Plans are on the way within Jalop to open new rehabilitation centers across the nation and educate its citizens of the dangers of drug use. Jalop allows its citizens to protest their government but uses a strong police force to monitor things and arrest lawbreakers. It has an open border policy, but in order for immigrants to remain in the country they will have to become citizens first. Jalop believes in the freedom of speech and feels that it is every citizen's right to speak freely about their government. The government gives foreign aid when it can, but looks to take care of its own people first. Jalop will not make deals with another country that has a poor history of inhuman treatment of its citizens.
The nation of Jalop was formed on 5 October 2007, which also come to be known as 'The Greatest Day in The World Ever'. What was previously a community of wayward and frazzled intellectuals, artists, activists and travellers burst into life with the almost simultaneous discovery of silver ore ripe for mining and the huge overnight surge in demand of the area's primary spice, Jalopunit. Wary of the region's Bedouin governers and their lack of business nous and clear thinking, the community took matters into their own hands and declared the land they occupied an independent state in order to fully control and maximise the potential of the area.
The Jalopian public quickly demanded a capitalist government in order to aid the fledgling nation in its quick growth and ability to expose the resources of silver and spices on the world market. Local layabout and all round good egg Pete Mardle was appointed President of Jalop and urged to turn the country into an economic success and a great place to live and work. The Jalopian government declared it will continue to seek an excellent quality of life for all Jalopians and, while the nation would retain a capitalist mind frame, the individuality and diversity af all Jalopians was of paramount importance.
On 1 November 2007, after increasing pressure from Jalopian citizens, President Mardle announced that he was initiating a fully democratic process to government and that all Jalopians would now have a say in the running of their country. Further public desire for governmental change saw the political system evolve to a Federal government at the end of November and then to a Republic in the middle of December. In recent times the Jalopian governement has continued to invest capital in business whilst maintaining radical and revolutionary governing ideals.
Military EditWhile fully committed to peace and diplomacy, Jalop still has a strong representative military that both keeps the peace and acts as a policing force at home but is fully trained should the need for international actions need to be taken. Jalop is a member of Mostly Harmless Alliance and both the alliance's Legion VII military wing and Rapid Response Squadron, and is duty bound and willing to send military aid should it be requested by a fellow member nation.
The Jalopian Air Force (JAF) was founded during the conflict against IYIiKe with war aid received from TFD member Circlewood and consisted of 20 AH-64 Apache helicopters. It was upgraded during the war with Wolfpack and then again during the GATO-1V War and now consists of 57 Tupolev Tu-160 fighter planes and 3 F-22 Raptor bombers.
The Jalopian military is supported in it's operations by the National Intelligence Agency (NIA). Created in the weeks leading up to the Wolfpack War, the first missions were to gather intelligence on Wolfpack nations. The NIA saw heavily increased action during the GATO-1V war and was used primarliy to sabotage the enemy's defense preparations and destroy technology to great success.
Jalop also has the highest technology in missile defense systems and satellite guidance systems at it's disposal in order to aid any war effort and since completing the Manhatten Project in July 2008 is armed with nuclear missiles.
Protecting CMEA Edit
In October 2007 Jalop went to war for the first time as part of a TFD rogue squadron (also including Herbertland and Republique Genevoise) ordered to attack IYIiKe in response to an unprovoked attack on Jalalabad, a nation of the CMEA allied with TFD through the Common Defense Treaty (CDT). Jalop claimed 8.976 miles of land and $242.29 during the conflict, while destrying 15.254 levels of IYIiKe's infrastructure. Jalop lost 126 troops compared to IYIiKe's 112. Jalop were awarded the TFD Rogue Defense Award after the conflict. The nation of IYIiKe was completely destroyed and no longer exists.
Wolfpack War Edit
At the MHA declaration of the Wolfpack War Jalop attacked the nation of Sienageco alongside fellow MHA member Kingsguardia. This war was the first time that Jalop used cruise missiles, fighter planes and spies in battle. Casualties were high as Jalop lost 12497 troops compared to Sienageco's 8368, but only lost 1180 tanks and 1 fighter plane against 1559 tanks and 5 fighter planes lost by the opposition. Jalopian attacks also managed to destroy 300 infrastructure and 32 tech, while claiming 10 tech and 61.75 miles of land. Jalop also looted $93,716.94 but lost $102,824.22 in abandoned equipment. Sienageco surrendered and became a MHA POW after 5 days of fighting.
Following the surrender of Sienageco Jalop declared war on Jesus Freak Land and faught alongside Oregon Free State of MHA. Earlier MHA attacks had sent the nation into anarchy and depleted ground troops so Jalop continued attacking with cruise missiles and escorted bombing runs. The opposition leader Christianfreak asked for peace due to their intention not to retaliate but was met with the now famous line "if you aren't surrendering, you're fighting". Folowing 6 days of continuous bombing and shelling, in which Jalop destroyed 400 infrastructure, 34 tech and $54,917.94 worth of money reserves, a ceasefire was called following Wolfpack's surrender and the war was officially over 3 days later.
MHA Rogue Edit
In April 2008 Jalop declared war on the rogue MHA nation of Popov, after it had attacked fellow MHA member nation Manzanita and declared its leader Espressoville 'a dick'. Attacking commenced during the second wave of the operation alongside the Galileo Corporation and the Empire Of Esper, and since the opposition army had been wiped out during the first wave concentrated on shelling and bombing the rogue state. Jalopian attacks on Popov destroyed 6.01 levels of tech and 740.75 levels of infrastructure, and $1,289,405.65 in money reserves were also destroyed. Jalop was awarded the Nation of Manzanita Medal of Gallantry for its role in destroying the offending nation.
GATO-1V War Edit
As a result of MHA's entry into the GATO-1V War Jalop declared war on the CSN nation of Corsair Federation alongside MHA flightmates Ishtar Terra and republic. Jalop destroyed 1022.59 levels of infrastructure, 33 levels of tech and $89,004.34 of money reserves and lost only 10 levels of tech and 50 levels of infrastructure. 55205 Jalopian soldiers were lost along with 3615 tanks, compared to 44180 soldiers, 4122 tanks and 5 spies lost by the enemy. Jalopian forces also managed to steal 28.596 levels of tech, $3,098,123.19 and 251.876 miles of land. There were two seperate ceasefires during the two-week conflict to discuss surrender terms but none were ever agreed and the nation of Corsair Federation was destroyed.
At the same time Jalop and Ishtar Terra attacked the CSN nation of Pimpville in a war that was to prove to be very costly and with high casualties for Jalop. 110266 soldiers and 19292 tanks were lost compared to 90527 soldiers and 10560 tanks by Pimpville and Jalop also had to abandon bombing runs due to heavy losses and engaged the enemy airforce in dogfights instead, eventually losing 72 fighters and 66 bombers and shooting down 57 enemy fighters. Jalop destroyed 35 levels of tech but lost 12 in retaliation, and destroyed 308 levels of Pimpville's infrastructure but had 66.50 destroyed in return. Jalopian forces stole an addtional 10 tech as well as $462,317.82 and 64.878 miles of land but lost $8,904,206.52 in abandoned equipment.
Following the Pimpville debacle Jalop enjoyed better results engaging the USN nation of TheShiz. The enemy's ground attacks were remarkably unsuccessful as Jalop suffered losses of just 6 levels of tech and 15 levels of infrastructure while destroying 15 levels of tech and 355 levels of infrastructure of The Shiz. Jalop lost $2,768,411.57 worth of abandoned equipment but managed to claim 25 levels of tech, 92.695 miles of land and $564,877.05. Jalop lost 40553 soldiers and 9728 tanks during the conflict compared to TheShiz's losses of 51612 soldiers and 3786 tanks. A cesefire was called after 6 days of fighting and USN was soon granted alliance-wide peace terms.
Continuum-NoV War Edit
After MHA entered the Continuum-NoV War Jalop declared war on the FCO nation of Enricoville. Land battles were kept to minor initial skirmishes and casualties were few; Jalop lost 6 soldiers and 3 tanks compared to Enricoville's 4 soldiers but still managed to steal 16.428 tech and $228,462.70 from the FCO nation. Jalop also claimed 49.215 miles of land while killing 10 Enricoville spies. Air strikes saw 39.84 levels of tech and 617.539 levels of infrastructure destroyed in Enricoville, who continued to refuse to accept the surrender terms on offer despite the continued anarchy and riots seeing $101,259.30 of money reserves destroyed.
Following the expiration of the war against Enricoville, Jalop declared war on The Under Dark of NoV. The nation had already suffered greatly during the war and Jalop concentrated on air and missile attacks to further damage the target. 958.63 levels of infrastructure and 110.76 levels of tech were destryed in the attacks, while the riots caused by the prescence of Jalopian troops caused $131,652.57 of money reserves to be destroyed and 30 spies to be killed. The war ended when the nation of _The Under Dark_ ceased to exist due to the effects of the war.
War Of The Coalition Edit
TFD Oct '07 - Feb '08 Edit
On 6 October 2007 Jalop's application to join The Foreign Division was accepted. Jalop became the 59th member and was given membership number 051007-185. Upon joining TFD, Jalop was able to quickly develop good relations with the nation of Farmers Land and their leader FarmGirl put together a $25k aid package to help the initial development of the country, as well as pledging future aid and advice.
In November 2007 Pete Mardle was appointed TFD diplomat to the HeroesOfGaming alliance, responsible for opening and maintaining an embassy and improving relations with the fellow CDT members. After the break up of HoG, Pete Mardle was deployed to the alliance of Element, founded by some of HoG's top dogs.
In December 2007 Pete Mardle was appointed a non-comissioned Officer of the Army, responsible for the organisation of the Charlie and Delta Division military wings and throughout Jalop's time in TFD was heavily involved in recruiting nations to the alliance. Jalop was a member of the alliance's Rogue Squadron, which lead to Jalop's war with IYIiKe and the receipt of the TFD Rogue Defense Award.
MHA Feb '08 - Present Edit
Jalop applied for Mostly Harmless Alliance membership on 7 February 2008 and acceptance was confirmed three days later. Pete Mardle was quickly appointed temporary Secretary of the Press Office and the position was made permanent in April once Jalop had met the required two-month membership for leaders to take government positions. In July that year Pete Mardle was promoted to Deputy Minister of Bad Poetry (Comms) while still maintaining responsibility for the Press Office.
The Jalopian government has been quick seek out export and import trade routes and has committed to only trading with nations that are held in high esteem by the people of Jalop, the Blue team nations. One of the first reported trade deals set up was with the nation of Lunar Land and brought wheat and cattle into the country. The government also announced that was initially looking to import supplies of furs, oil, aluminium, lumber, water and rubber.
At the start of November 2007 the government committed to a change in policy to pursue more agricultural resources to help the Jalopian citizens grow and develop, rather than the industrial resources previously sought out. Jalop currently has a trade guild agreement with glasgow rangers, Forchyland, KRRunkinrawr, CAPSLOCKIA and Boristopia to import Fish, Aluminium, Water, Wheat, Lumber, Cattle, Pigs, Marble, Sugar and Iron.
The main sports played in Jalop are rugby union, football and cricket. The national rugby stadium and home of Jalopian Rugby Association (JRA) is Dr Kenneth Noisewater Park in Dahab, opened in December 2007. Soon after James Westfall Stadium was built as the national stadium for the Jalopian football team and home of the Jalopian Football Association (JFA). The national cricket ground, The Octagon, is the newest of the three and is in the second city of Nebk.
Cybernations Rugby Championship Edit
In December 2007 Jalop won the first Cybernations Rugby Championship international rugby union tournament. The title was clinced with a 31-17 victory over Transvaal in the final game, leaving Jalop level on points with Dun Carrig but with a better point difference (by just two points). Despite persistant rumours to the contrary the competition has yet to be revived and Jalop's hold on the title has yet to be challenged.
Liga Mundo Edit
In January 2008 Jalop's top football club side, Dahab, were one of 12 founding members of Liga Mundo, an international club tournament. After leading the league early on, Dahab suffered a mid-season slump but recovered to finish a credible third. Midfielder Andrew Sandford was the league's top point-scorer.
In the second season Dahab again finished third in the league but had excellent runs in both of the new cup competitions, winning El Legado Cup and losing in the final of the Gloria de Verano Cup. Midfielders Andrew Sandford and Julien Skinner were voted to the Team-Of-The Season at the end of the campaign.
05/10/07 - Nation of Jalop formed. Pete Mardle announced as President amid much whooping and hollering.
07/10/07 - Jalop assigned to Alpha Division military wing of TFD, responsible for the mutual protection of new and emerging nations.
08/10/07 - $25k aid received from Farmers Land. Used for major improvements to national infrastructure as well as doubling the size of Jalop's military.
13/10/07 - Tech deal with Skulls announced which brings in $3 million for 150 tech. Population rises above 2000 and harbour is built in Dahab to improve trading potential.
17/10/07 - Trade deal cancelled by Jerushellen.
20/10/07 - Jalop declares war on IYIiKe as part of TFD rogue squadron.
21/10/07 - $250k war aid received from fellow TFD member Circlewood, used to create Jalopian Air Force.
22/10/07 - Jalopian troops withdrawn and return home heroes after IYIiKe army wiped out and country reduced to anarchy.
23/10/07 - Tech deal struck with Anthrax Love brings in $1.2 million for 50 tech. First National Bank of Jalop founded to help increase citizen's income.
24/10/07 - Jalop awarded TFD Rogue Defense Award for contribution to war against IYIiKe. Jalopian government warned that the economy is in a deep recession and whenhen asked for an official response they pledge to lower interest rates.
26/10/07 - Jalopian scientists discover a cure for the flu. Due to the limited amount of vaccinations the government decide to risk international outrage and keep the vaccination within the country.
27/10/07 - War against IYIiKe over after TFD rogue squad wipes out all of IYiIKe's infrastructure.
01/11/07 - Jalopian government changes to Democracy following demands from citizens.
03/11/07 - $350k aid received from TFD as reward for war efforts against IYIiKe. Factory opens in capital Dahab to help reduce cost of building infrastructure.
05/11/07 - Second tech deal with Anthrax Love brings in $1.2 million for 50 tech.
06/11/07 - President Mardle announces switch in government trade policy from industrial to agricultural and cancels trade deals with Durtdedoo and Rashton.
13/11/07 - Government receives another recession warning from financial experts and once again pledges to lower interest rates.
14/11/07 - Tech deal with Pirilao brings in $1.2m. Factory built in Gebeil to help reduce the cost of infrastructure.
18/11/07 - TFD member Deltannia purchases 50 tech from Jalop for $1.2m.
19/11/07 - Factory built in town of Nebk to help lower cost of infrastructure. Population exceeds 5000 citizens for first time.
21/11/07 - Jalop defeat Republica de Peru 38-3 in the opening game of the Cybernations Rugby Championship.
23/11/07 - Jalop beat MacLand 31-10 in the Cybernations Rugby Championship.
24/11/07 - Tech deal with Cookienation brings in $3m for 100 tech. Income is used to build factories in Thamad and Feiran and Dr Kenneth Noisewater Park national rugby stadium in Dahab.
25/11/07 - Dahab Bank, JalopsBank, Bank of Nebk and the National Bank of Money open for business. Newly competetive financial sector sees standard of living increase and population of Jalop pass 10000.
26/11/07 - Trade deal cancelled by Cymru am byth. Government announces a hold on infrastructure purchases due to excessive costs caused by lack of raw materials.
29/11/07 - In what the media had billed as a title decider Jalop draw 15-15 with Dun Carrig in the Cybernations Rugby Championship.
05/12/07 - Following a sustained period of drought the government decide to abandon outlying territories and bring citizens in where fresh water is more abundant.
06/12/07 - Jalop defeat Transvaal 31-17 to win the first Cybernations Rugby Championship and are awarded $3 million and a shiny trophy for their troubles.
13/12/07 - The Octagon cricket ground opens in Nebk.
16/12/07 - Population of Jalop exceeds 15000 for the first time. Jack Johnson Park football stadium opens in Thamad.
17/12/07 - Dissolution of United Earth Govt leads to cancellation of trade deal.
23/12/07 - Aiyana Land government cancels trade deal. Jalop government once again puts a hold on infrastructure purchases due to a shortage of raw materials.
28/12/07 - Tom O'Leary Stadium rugby ground opens in Feiran.
05/01/08 - New clinic opens in Hurghada.
08/01/08 - New hospital and school open in Dahab to commemorate civilian population exceeding 20000 for the first time.
11/01/08 - New Foreign Ministry headquarters built in Dahab.
12/01/08 - Tech deals announced to sell 50 tech to Anthrax Love and Land Of The Lusitans for $1.5m each.
15/01/08 - A container ship carrying valuable items crashes on the shores of Jalop. Governement decides to return the items to the owners and receives a finders reward.
17/01/08 - $750k aid package sent to KRRunkinrawr in order to improve trade and relations.
20/01/08 - Dahab defeat Transvaal Springboks 3-1 in Liga Mundo.
23/01/08 - New schools built in Thamad and Tabuk. Dahab beat Vestre City 4-0 in Liga Mundo.
25/01/08 - Population of Jalop exceeds 25000 citizens for the first time.
27/01/08 - Tech deals announced to sell 50 tech to Ambrosiopia and Phils Domain for $1.5m each. New university built in Tabuk.
28/01/08 - Dahab are beaten 2-0 by Atletico Luz Del Mar in Liga Mundo.
29/01/08 - New school opens in Feiran. Jalop are beaten 6-1 by Laputa in the UCFA Pre-Cup.
31/01/08 - New clinic built in Gamasa. Dahab lose 2-1 to FC Hetrijke in Liga Mundo.
01/02/08 - Number of Jalopian citizens exceed 30000 for the first time.
02/02/08 - Jalop lose 3-1 to Costa Libertad in the UCFA CL4.
03/02/08 - Dahab beat Hanslope Hornets 3-1 in Liga Mundo. New clinics open in Thamad and Feiran.
04/02/08 - Nation goes apeshit after Jalop defeat Marshdonia 4-2 in the UCFA CL4. New Police HQ opens in Dahab.
06/02/08 - New Police HQ built in Hurghada. Dahab beat FC Barcelona 6-1 in Liga Mundo, Jalop beaten 4-0 by Transvaal in UCFA CL4.
07/02/08 - Pete Mardle makes the highly controversial decision to withdraw Jalop from TFD and join MHA.
08/02/08 - Jalop lose 2-1 to Arcadian Empire in UCFA CL4. New Police HQ opens in Nebk.
10/02/08 - Dahab defeat Malandros FC 6-0 in Liga Mundo, Jalop lose 5-1 to Marshdonia in UCFA CL4.
11/02/08 - New Police HQ built in Tabuk.
12/02/08 - Jalop get their second competitive victory with a 2-1 win over Transvaal in UCFA CL4.
13/02/08 - Dahab go top of Liga Mundo with a 4-0 win over Corinthians.
14/02/08 - Jalop purchases 100 tech from HOME OF THE GNOMES for $3m.
17/02/08 - Dahab defeat Arcadia FC 2-0 in Liga Mundo.
18/02/08 - Number of Jalopian citizens exceeds 35000. New police HQ built in Thamad and labour camps built in Thamad and Feiran to help reduce cost of infrastructure.
20/02/08 - Labour camp built in Duba. Dahab beaten 1-0 by VolNation Volunteers in Liga Mundo top-of-the-tabe clash.
21/02/08 - Another container ship carrying valuable items crashes on the shores of Jalop. Governement once again decides to return the items to the owners and receives a finders reward.
22/02/08 - Labour camp built in Gebeil.
24/02/08 - Jalop purchases 100 tech from HOME OF THE GNOMES for $3m. Dahab draw 1-1 with Franciscan Monks in Liga Mundo.
25/02/08 - Number of citizens exceeds 40000. Labour camp built in Gamasa.
27/02/08 - Dahab lose 3-1 to Franciscan Monks in Liga Mundo. National Intelligence Agency (NIA) office opens in Dahab.
29/02/08 - NIA office opens in Arish. Jalop are knocked out of the UCFA Cup after losing 6-2 to Paranganea.
01/03/08 - Dahab lose 3-0 to VolNation Volunteers in Liga Mundo. NIA office built in Minya.
03/03/08 - NIA office opens Hattiya.
05/03/08 - Jalop purchases 100 tech from HOME OF THE GNOMES for $3m. Dahab beat Arcadia FC 1-0 in Liga Mundo.
07/03/08 - Number of Jalopian citizens exceeds 45000 for the first time. NIA office opens in Nebk.
08/03/08 - Dahab lose 3-0 to Corinthians in Liga Mundo.
09/03/08 - Jalop declares war on Sienageco as part of the Wolfpack War.
10/03/08 - Further attacks put on hold as Sienageco declare plans to surrender.
11/03/08 - $3m of war aid received from MHA nation The Verett. Dahab beat Malandros FC 4-0 in Liga Mundo.
13/03/08 - Attacks re-commence as Sienageco encouraged to finally meet all surrender terms.
15/03/08 - New church built in Duba for local oddballs to worship their crazy gods.
16/03/08 - Dahab beat FC Barcelona 5-1 in Liga Mundo. New churches built in backwater towns Tayma, Dumyat and Bawati.
17/03/08 - War with Sienageco officially ends. War declared with second Wolfpack nation Jesus Freak Land.
19/03/08 - Dahab draw 1-1 with Hanslope Hornets in Liga Mundo.
22/03/08 - Ceasefire ddeclared after Jesus Freak Land declares intention to surrender.
23/03/08 - Dahab draw 1-1 with FC Hetrijke in Liga Mundo.
25/03/08 - War against Jesus Freak Land officially over.
26/03/08 - Dahab beat Atletico Luz Del Mar 2-1 in Liga Mundo.
29/03/08 - Jalop purchases 100 tech from ZephyrWinD for $3m. Dahab beat Vestre City FC 6-0 in Liga Mundo.
01/04/08 - Trade deal with CeltNorse nation cancelled. New deal to import and signed with Dalmatia. Government sweetens the deal with a $2m aid package. In UCFA Pre-Cup Jalop draw 3-3 with Neo Japan but win 4-3 on penalties.
03/04/08 - Pete Mardle announces new Social Security System to take care of coffin-dodgers and work-shy fops. Dahab beat Traansvaal 2-0 in Liga Mundo to finish 3rd.
04/04/08 - Number of citizens populating Jalop exceeds 50000. New church built in Qena. Jalop beat Dun Carrig 4-1 in UCFA Pre-Cup.
05/04/08 - Jalopian scientists find a cure for new strain of flu virus. Due to the limited amount of vaccinations the cure is kept secret and only Jalopian citizens are vaccinated.
07/04/08 - New military barracks built in Dahab, Hurghada, Nebk, Gebeil and Thamad. Jalop lose 3-2 to Transvaal in UCFA Pre-Cup semi-final.
09/04/08 - Jalop purchases 100 tech from ZephyrWinD for $3m. Jalop lose 3-1 to Arcadian Empire in UCFA Pre-Cup third place playoff.
10/04/08 - Jalop decares war on MHA rogue nation of Popov. Three new satellite missile guidance systems installed.
11/04/08 - $3m of war aid received from MHA mamber Wrangler.
12/04/08 - Dahab beat FC Hetrijke 2-0 on the first day of the new Liga Mundo season. Jalop lose 2-0 to Paranganea in UCFA CL5.
14/04/08 - Jalop is awarded the Nation of Manzanita Medal of Gallantry in recognition of the efforts against Popov. Jalop are beaten 5-2 by Costa Libertad in UCFA CL5.
16/04/08 - Jalop beat Laputa 2-1 in UCFA CL5.
17/04/08 - War with Popov expires.
18/04/08 - Number of Jalopian citizens exceeds 60000. Two new satellite missile guidance systems installed.
19/04/08 - Jalop defeat J Andres 1-0 in UCFA CL5. Dahab beat Transvaal Springboks 1-0 in Liga Mundo.
21/04/08 - Jalop purchases 100 tech from ZephyrWinD for $3m. Jalop lose 5-1 to Paranganea in UCFA CL5.
23/04/08 - Jalop are beaten 3-2 by Costa Libertad in UCFA CL5. Dahab beat Redemptio Reds 4-0 to proceed to the next round of El Legado Cup.
25/04/08 - New national missile defense system set up at five top secret sites around the country. Jalop lose 3-1 to Laputa in UCFA CL5.
26/04/08 - Dahab win 2-0 against Corinthians in Liga Mundo.
27/04/08 - Jalop are beaten 3-2 by J Andres in UCFA CL5.
28/04/08 - As MHA enters the GATO-1V war Jalop declares on CSN nations of PimpVille and Corsair Federation.
30/04/08 - Jalop draw 3-3 with Transvaal in the UCFA Cup. Dahab beat Transvaal Springboks 5-2 in El Legado Cup.
01/05/08 - Jalop receives $3m war aid from MHA nation Heritage North.
03/05/08 - Dahab lose 1-0 to Atletico Luz Del Mar in Liga Mundo. Jalop lose 4-2 against Transvaal and are eliminated from the UCFA Cup.
05/05/08 - Wars against PimpVille and Corsair Federation expire. Jalop immediately re-declares on Corsair Federation.
07/05/08 - Dahab beat Transvaal Springboks 1-0 in El Legado Cup.
09/05/08 - Jalop purchases 100 tech from ZephyrWinD for $3m.
10/05/08 - Trade deal cancelled by Verizon. Dahab beat Arcadia FC 2-1 in Liga Mundo.
13/05/08 - War with Corsair Federation expires. Dahab defeat VolNation Volunteers 1-0 in El Legado Cup.
16/05/08 - Pete Mardle celebrates 100 days as a member of MHA by opening a national stock market to improve the Jalopian economy. Trade agreement with Dalmatia expires.
17/05/08 - Jalop declares war on USN nation of TheShiz as part of the GATO-1V war. Dahab beat VolNation Volunteers 2-1 in Liga Mundo.
20/05/08 - Jalop purchases 100 tech from ZephyrWinD for $3m. Dahab draw 1-1 with VolNation Volunteers to proceed to the final of El Legado Cup.
21/05/08 - Ceasefire called against The Shiz to allow USN to discuss surrender terms.
24/05/08 - War against TheShiz expires. Dahab and Hanslope Hornets draw 1-1 in Liga Mundo.
25/05/08 - Jalop decares war on Enricoville of the FCO alliance as part of the Continuum-NoV war.
27/05/08 - Dahab beat Corinthians 3-1 in the first-leg of El Legado Cup final.
30/05/08 - Jalop purchases 100 tech from ZephyrWinD for $3m.
31/05/08 - Dahab beat Hanslope Hornets 4-0 in Liga Mundo.
01/06/08 - War with Enricoville expires.
03/06/08 - Dahab beat Corinthians 5-1 to become the first winners of El Legado Cup.
05/06/08 - Jalop are beaten 2-1 by Dun Carrig in the UCFA Pre-Cup.
07/06/08 - Jalop declares war on NoV nation of _The Under Dark_. Dahab lose 2-0 to VolNation Volunteers in Liga Mundo.
10/06/08 - Jalop purchases 100 tech from ZephyrWinD for $3m. Dahab beat Estrella Rojo 2-1 in the Gloria de Verano Cup.
14/06/08 - Dahab lose 2-1 to Arcadia FC in Liga Mundo.
15/06/08 - War against _The Under Dark_ expires; war immediately re-declared. $3m aid packages sent to MHA nations Colovista and the western lands as part of the MHAid program.
17/06/08 - Dahab beat Arcadia FC 2-1 in the Gloria de Verano Cup.
20/06/08 - Jalop purchases 100 tech from ZephyrWinD for $3m. War against _The Under Dark_ over as nation ceases to exist.
21/06/08 - Dahab and Atletico Luz Del Mar draw 2-2 in Liga Mundo.
24/06/08 - Dahab beat Hotspot Hotshots 2-0 to reach the final of the Gloria de Verano Cup.
26/06/08 - Following warnings of rising unemployment and lower consumer spending, Jalopian government decides to withdraw money from military funding to circulate around and boost the economy.
28/06/08 - Dahab draw 1-1 with Corinthians in Liga Mundo.
30/06/08 - Jalop purchases 100 tech from ZephyrWinD for $3m.
01/07/08 - Jalop are beaten 1-0 by Atletico Luz Del Mar in the final of the Gloria de Verano Cup.
05/07/08 - Dahab beat Transvaal Springboks 4-1 in Liga Mundo.
11/07/08 - Jalop purchases 100 tech from ZephyrWinD for $3m. Trade deal cancelled by Pisa Vito.
12/07/08 - Dahab beat FC Hetrijke 6-0 in Liga Mundo and finish 3rd in Liga Mundo.
18/07/08 - Some of Jalop's most notable and wealthy citizens are held hostage by a neighbouring nation after their passenger plane crashes. Air strikes begin on the hostage location to avoid secrets being lost through interrogation.
20/07/08 - Jalopian scientists and engineers complete the Manhatten Project to enable the development of nuclear weapons. First ever nuclear warhead purchased.
22/07/08 - Jalop purchases 100 tech from ZephyrWinD for $3m.
28/07/08 - Dahab lose 1-0 to Estrella Roja in Liga Mundo.
29/07/08 - A government-sponsored renovation and expansion project sees the national airport get a new airstrip and updated terminal. $3m sent to Forchyland as compensation for the suspended trade agreement.
03/08/08 - Jalop purchases 100 tech from ZephyrWinD for $3m.
05/08/08 - Dahab beat Corinthians 5-0 in Liga Mundo.
12/08/08 - Dahab are beaten 5-2 by Arcadia FC in Liga Mundo.
14/08/08 - As part of the War Of The Coalition Jalop declares war on the Nueva Vida nations of Novindus and Kongol, and the Genesis nation of Systemodex.
15/08/08 - Jalop purchases 100 tech from ZephyrWinD for $3m.
16/08/08 - $3 million of war aid sent to MHA nation of RW97KW. Dahab lose 4-1 to SiPS in El Legado Cup.
19/08/08 - Dahab lose 2-1 to Transvaal Springboks in Liga Mundo.
21/08/08 - Wars against Novindus, Kongol and Systemodex expire.
23/08/08 - Dahab are eliminated from El Legado Cup after losing 4-0 to SiPS.
26/08/08 - Dahab and Atletico Luz Del Mar draw 1-1 in Liga Mundo.
27/08/08 - The Great Tempple is built on the outskirts of Dahab as a dedicated shrine to the acceptance of all forms of religion within Dahab.
29/08/08 - Following a sustained period of drought the government decide to abandon outlying territories and bring citizens in where fresh water is more abundant.
30/08/08 - Jalop declares war on the Genesis nation of Sparthens.
31/08/08 - Peace declared in war against Sparthens after Genesis agree to surrender terms. Trade deal cancelled by CAPSLOCKIA.
01/09/08 - $3 million sent to nation of Galenistan as part MHAid program. Trade deal cancelled by KRRunkinrawr.
02/09/08 - Dahab lose 2-0 to VolNation Volunteers in Liga Mundo.