"Attention all passengers, piss off. Thank you for your cooperation."
|Official Language(s)||Australian English|
|Established||9/4/2007 5:59:42 AM|
(3,850 days old)
|Nation Rank||Ranked #18,345 of 31,986 Nations (57.4%) of 5,242|
|Native Resources||Gold, Spices|
Our government website Edit
We now have a website, thanks to a few web designers we hired for a very cheap price. Click here to go there.
Nation Information Edit
LOLTRAINS is a growing, developing, and maturing nation at 62 days old with citizens primarily of British ethnicity whose religion is Baha'i Faith. It is a backwards nation when it comes to technology and many refer to it unkindly as a 'Third World Nation'. Its citizens pay extremely high taxes and many despise their government as a result. The citizens of LOLTRAINS work diligently to produce Gold and Spices as tradable resources for their nation. It is a mostly neutral country when it comes to foreign affairs. It will usually only attack another nation if attacked first. When it comes to nuclear weapons LOLTRAINS will not research or develop nuclear weapons. The military of LOLTRAINS has been positioned at all border crossings and is arresting all drug traffickers. LOLTRAINS allows its citizens to protest their government but uses a strong police force to monitor things and arrest lawbreakers. It has an open border policy, but in order for immigrants to remain in the country they will have to become citizens first. Free speech is considered taboo in LOLTRAINS. The government gives foreign aid when it can, but looks to take care of its own people first. LOLTRAINS will not make deals with another country that has a poor history of inhuman treatment of its citizens.
We have many trains, including some random gray ones (Surburban Silvers), Tangaras, Milleniums, Oscars and Waratahs. Our station is being renovated and we have really awesome rules and everyone is happy.
Also, our rail service is delayed, we overcharge and stuff, however this is an exception for all our citizens, blame RailCorp for this.
Life insurance is offered to all citizens in case a train decides to derail itself.