Manchester is the capital of the People's Republic of Mancunian Caropsgrad and this page is not a vehicle for petty football rivalries. Since the founding of the People's Republic, football has lost its place in the hearts of the Mancunian People, to be replaced by extreme frozen dessert preparation, anyway.

Surely everyone knows that.

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