"GET OFF MY LAWN!!!!"
| National Anthem|
имн Советского Союза, Gimn Sovetskogo Soyuza
|Capital City||Banana City|
(4,103 days old)
|Statistics as of 12/11/09|
|Nation Rank||4,547 of 5,242 (86.74%)|
New Bananaland is a medium sized, highly developed, and ancient nation at 1079 days old with citizens primarily of Russian ethnicity whose religion is Voodoo. Its technology is first rate and its citizens marvel at the astonishing advancements within their nation. Its citizens pay extremely high taxes and many despise their government as a result. The citizens of New Bananaland work diligently to produce Gems and Oil as tradable resources for their nation. It is an aggressive country that some say has an itch for war. It believes nuclear weapons are necessary for the security of its people. Plans are on the way within New Bananaland to open new rehabilitation centers across the nation and educate its citizens of the dangers of drug use. New Bananaland allows its citizens to protest their government but uses a strong police force to monitor things and arrest lawbreakers. It has an open border policy, but in order for immigrants to remain in the country they will have to become citizens first. New Bananaland believes in the freedom of speech and feels that it is every citizen's right to speak freely about their government. The government gives foreign aid when it can, but looks to take care of its own people first. New Bananaland will not make deals with another country that has a history of inhuman treatment of its citizens.
Flonker The GreatEdit
Yea though I walk thru the Valley of the Shadow of Death I shall fear no evil, for Kirk is on point, Fitz took left, Astarael covers the right, Boomer's on our six, and Singer's calling in air support. Commanding Officer of M*A*S*H. PM to join.
I began my career with ONOS as a soldier. After 6 weeks and 'The Bunny Hunt' against Earth-X, I was promoted to Deputy Capo of War & Defense. I served in that position until May 2007, when I was promoted to Don of the Valenti Family.
When ONOS fell in June 2007 to NPO, part of the surrender terms were that I be expelled. I held out a month, then helped form the Mighty Armed States of Honor aka M*A*S*H, where I was the first Senior Drill Instructor.
I retired from Senior Drill Instructor shortly after the Unjust War and helped form our Elders Council, where I advised the Officer Corps. On 3 Feb 08, I was called to become the 2nd Commanding Officer of M*A*S*H, igniting what some call the 'Vesna Russkaya', or 'Russian Spring'.
|Former Commanding Officers of M*A*S*H|
|Col. Fitswilliam · Flonker · Tweak1029|