In the year 2006 The Senate of The Land of Not Real decided in favour of the development of a Strategic Nuclear Arsenal in order to defend the people and Government of The Land of Not Real. To this end, trades were quickly established to provide ample Uranium for the Advanced Nuclear Projects Department to develop high yield Nuclear Weapons.
The Senate of The Land of Not Real has a strict WMD Policy, which dictates that if The Land of Not Real is the aggressor in a conflict, The Strategic Nuclear Arsenal will not be used. However, this policy does not cover the aftermath of a Nuclear Threat or Attack upon any province of The Land of Not Real. In these events it is decided upon by The Senate as to whether Nuclear Weapons should be used aggressively, and to what extent the Nuclear Bombardment should continue. In the event of a Nuclear Strike on any province of The Land of Not Real the WMD Policy states that the response should be swift and unrelenting, until the aggressive nation either agrees to a Surrender on the terms of The Land of Not Real or can no longer continue. A Nuclear Threat is undefined in the WMD Policy, but Members of the Senate have commentated that each case must be judged on it's own merit. If a Nuclear nation attacks the Land of Not Real this may be seen as a Nuclear Threat, resulting in a preemptive Nuclear Strike.
As of December 25, 2006 The Nuclear Arsenal of The Land of Not Real is stocked with 3 Mk III Thermo-Nuclear weapons, all commissioned in December 2006, and all with a yield of 45 Megatons. All 3 weapons remain armed at all times and are ready to launch within 30 seconds of the command being given, with an estimated Command-to-Target time of 3 minutes. Below is a list of the current Strategic Nuclear Arsenal, to be updated whenever a new weapon is purchased.
- Purchased December, 2006. 45 Megaton Yield. "Lennon"
- Purchased December, 2006. 45 Megaton Yield. "McCartney"
- Purchased December, 2006. 45 Megaton Yield. "Harrison"
The Senate of Not Real has already announced and passed the plans to purchase more Nuclear Weapons, and the names for these Weapons have already been designated before there actual commission.
- "Mr. Kite"
- "Mr. Mustard"
- "Mr. Moonlight"
- "Dr. Robert"
- "Miss. Lizzy"
- "Maggie Mae"
- "Polythene Pam"
- "Sgt. Pepper"