| Opening Up the Bar |
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Opening Up the Bar is a ODAP between Global Alliance and Treaty Organization and Nordreich. It was announced on April, 06 2014.
Opening Up the Bar[]
Preamble[]
Preambles are for wimps, and sober people. We don’t need no stinkin’ preamble.
Friendship[]
We will always share our beer, liquor, booze, and women. If we find out about a party, we’ll call the other to see if they want to come along as well.
Defense[]
No one messes with our friends. If we’re out drinking and someone decides to mess with our friends, we could crash the party. Don't mess with our friends.
Optional Assault[]
Should our friends decide to go out brawling in a few bars, they can call us first and let us know. If we’re feeling good that night, we can come along. But if we are making love to our womenz, then we can take a rain check. However, friends are always encouraged to have one anothers backs. My brothers before my female consorts.
Cancellation[]
Should the beer ever go stale, the bars close, and everyone catch venereal diseases, then we can call each other and call our drinking escapades off. Calling off of drinking escapades must be done in private 72 hours in advance.
Signatories[]
Signed for Global Alliance and Treaty Organization[]
letub - Assembly Chairman
Roland - Minister of Foreign Affairs
Congress of GATO
Signed for Nordreich[]
Ofo Ibah Aozpi - Kaiser von Nordreich
Redneck - Kronprinz von Nordreich
TurnipCruncher - Kanzler von Nordreich
Kaiser Hanssen - Reichsminister of Foreign Affairs
Johan Pitka - Reichsminister of Education
Lateri - Reichsminister of the Interior
PuliSher - Reichsbanker
Judson - Reichsmarschall
Nemhauser - Reichsgraf von Nordreich