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Pee Wee War
Part of the Kaskus-MI6 War
Date September 24, 2014 - October 11, 2014
Casus belli Pee Wee's Playhouse attacking SRA ally Kaskus
Result SRA Victory
Preceded by
Kaskus-MI6 War
Succeeded by
Doom War
Combatants
Pee Wee's Playhouse

Pee Wee's Playhouse Flag

Los Pollos Hermanos Flag of Los Pollos Hermanos

Screaming Red Asses

SRA Flag War


Minor Involvement
Commanders

Flag of Los Pollos Hermanos Rey the Great

SRA Flag War Walsh the Beloved

The Pee Wee War was a conflict that related to the Kaskus-MI6 War. It began officially on September 24, 2014, when Pee Wee's Playhouse declared war on the Screaming Red Asses.

The Onset of WarEdit

The war had a complicated an circuitous beginning. Near the onset of the Kaskus-MI6 War, Mastabadey (of the nation DanceAThon 2005) left the Random Insanity Alliance to create his own alliance, the one-man micro Pee Wee's Playhouse. Los Pollos Hermanos announced protection of the fledgling alliance. Shortly after doing so, Pee Wee's Playhouse attacked two Kaskus nations. In defense of Kaskus, a nation from Badlands, a SPATR protectorate, engaged Mastabadey.

In the meantime, two nations from the Screaming Red Asses, oblivious to both Pee Wee's Playhouse's attack on Kaskus and the LPH protectorate, also engaged Mastabadey in a "grudge raid", who responded with a declaration of war on Kaskus and SRA. LPH followed suit.

Some 35 hours later, the Red Ass Commander, Walsh the Beloved, returned from vacation to find the incident unfolding. He made an official policy declaration on the matter, in which he acknowledged that SRA's raid on what was a protected alliance was against policy and improper; however, the fact that Pee Wee's Playhouse had attacked Kaskus prior to the raid ensured that the action would have been sanctioned anyway, rendering the point moot. Walsh the Beloved offered LPH's Rey the Great three options: 1. Pee Wee's Playhouse makes peace with Kaskus, and SRA makes peace with all parties 2. Pee Wee's Playhouse continues war with Kaskus; SRA forgives LPH attacks as "raid protection" by an alliance unaware of attacks on Kaskus by its protectorate 3. LPH continues protection of Pee Wee's Playhouse in spite of attacks on Kaskus

Rey the Great decided on the third option, and the Red Asses formalized hostilities on September 28, 2014.

Victory for the Red AssesEdit

Los Pollos Hermanos, hopelessly outnumbered in the conflict, began turtling shortly into hostilities. In exchange for peace, and in the absence of any communication from their protectorate, LPH agreed to cease protection of Pee Wee's Playhouse on October 5, 2014. No agreement between SRA and mastabadey was reached, and so the RedAsses continued to prosecute the war against them.

By October 11, all Red Ass wars against Pee Wee's Playhouse had expired and SRA had no nations of small enough size to continue prosecuting the war.

War StatisticsEdit

Pee Wee War Stats

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