Capital Colbertville
Formation 3/15/2007
Alliance Affiliation Nordreich
Nation Team Green
Official Languages English/German
Government Monarchy
Head of State Disciple of Colbert
Religion Christianity
Currency Dollar
Statistics as of 4/8/2007
Infrastructure 167.36
Literacy Rate 20.00%
Tax Rate 28%
Tot. Area 124.721 mile diameter
National Strength 1,199.623
Nation Rank #21,607 of 35,489 total nations
Tot. Population 2,148 Supporters
Gross Income $71.13
Natl. Resources furs, gold

The Mighty America exists to spread the good word of Stephen Colbert!

ATTENTION: This Page is for Real Americans™ ONLY.

If you are not a Real American™, pack your bags and report to GITMO.


as of 4/8/07

The Mighty America is a very large and new nation at 29 days old with citizens primarily of German ethnicity whose religion is Christianity. It is a backwards nation when it comes to technology and many refer to it unkindly as a 'Third World Nation.' Its citizens pay extremely high taxes and many despise love their government as a result. The citizens of The Mighty America work diligently to produce Furs and Gold as tradable resources for their nation. It is an aggressive country that some say has an itch for war. When it comes to nuclear weapons The Mighty America will not research or develop nuclear weapons. The military of The Mighty America has been positioned at all border crossings and is arresting all drug traffickers. The Mighty America allows its citizens to protest their government but uses a strong police force to monitor things and arrest lawbreakers. It has an open border policy, but in order for immigrants to remain in the country they will have to become citizens first. The Mighty America believes in the freedom of speech and feels that it is every citizens right to speak freely about their government. The government gives foreign aid when it can, but looks to take care of its own people first. The Mighty America will not make deals with another country that has a poor history of inhuman treatment of its citizens.

Brief HistoryEdit

  • The Mighty America was founded by the Founding Fathers, Jack Bauer, Jesus, Ewoks, and Chuck Norris in 1775. It is viewed as the the Israel for Christians, as was believed by the first Governor of Taxaxhusetts John Winthrop. It is widely acknowledged to be the greatest country in the history of the world. It is located on the continent of North America.[1]
  • Upon its founding, The Mighty America received a very generous donation of $70,000 from the nation of Agurand. This allowed to get going very quickly.
  • At first Disciple of Colbert considered the VE, but decided to go for his friend's alliance, Bonder United.
  • When attacked by the nation of Queen Anns Revenge, Disciple of Colbert recruited the help of his several friend nations, such as Puuland and Ville de Calc.

Military HistoryEdit

Current WarsEdit

Great War 3

Resolved WarsEdit

The Mighty America vs. Queen Annes Revenge

Great War 3

~ The Mighty America vs. Charissastan

~ The Mighty America vs. Azag-Ornec

~ The Mighty America vs. Hi no Kuni

~ The Mighty America vs. Trkutsk

Friends of The Mighty AmericaEdit

  • Puuland
  • Aguran
  • Ville de Calc
  • Stephen Colbert

National StuffEdit

National HeroesEdit

  • George Washington [2]
  • Stephen Colbert [3]
  • George W. Bush [4]
  • Jesus H. Christ [5]
  • The Baby Jesus [6]
  • Truthiness Monkeys [7]
  • Moses [8]
  • That Guy who played Moses
  • Chuck Norris [9]
  • Sylvester Stallone
  • Luke Skywalker [10]
  • Obi-Wan Kenobi
  • Jack Bauer [11]
  • Ronald Reagan's Ghost [12]
  • Captain America [13]

National ArtifactsEdit

  • Captain America's Shield (owned by Stephen Colbert)
  • The Internets [14]
  • Electronic-Mail [15]
  • Pi (which equals 3.1415T3V3NC0L83RT)
  • Glasses [16]
  • Stephen Colbert's Formula 402 [17]
  • The Portrait Of Stephen Colbert With Portrait Of Stephen Colbert

National Land MarksEdit

  • Sticky Fingers Barbeque [18]
  • The White House [19]
  • Gitmo [20]
  • Wherever Stephen Colbert Is
  • Wherever Jesus Is
  • Wherever the Baby Jesus Is

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