"I was informed that my red Swingline stapler was to be confiscated...ah, I have not received my red Swingline stapler, and I...ah...I will burn down the building if my red Swingline stapler is not returned."
|Capital City||High Charity|
(3,808 days old)
|Statistics as of 4/15/2008|
|Nation Rank||20,089 of 5,242 (383.23%)|
|Total Area||166.3 mi2|
The land of UnyieldingHierophant is a pathetic and oddly circular sovereign state on the northern tip of Antarctica. This will not help you find it, as everywhere is north in Antarctica. If you want to see it, start looking. It is ruled by King Azathoth Azathothsson the First, who was forced to flee from his previous nation of Azathothia because he was discovered to be the ruler of several other supposedly-sovereign states. God discovered this, was outraged at his impiety, and smote his countries from the face of the planet, because that's how God rolls. In UnyieldingHierophant's capital of High Charity, Azathoth lives in climate-controlled luxury, eating the fast food his country produces by intrepidly raising pigs in Antarctica. Nobody really likes him, as he takes over a quarter of their income every day and spends it on pizza and cheap beer. However, as the old Azathothian proverb goes, "Better a content fool than a bad-tempered asshat."
Unbeknownst to his unsuspecting minions, Azathoth is also the leader of the brainwashed slaves of the Covenant. His capital, named High Charity, currently contracts Grunts for security, which is probably why the place sucks so much. His alliance, the Covenant is currently enormous, with over 9000 members. It is the most powerful alliance in CyberNations, well respected in international circles due to the diplomatic and strategic skills of its Hierarchs, the Prophet of Azathoth and The Prophets of Azathoth's Imaginary Friends #s 1 and 2. It is currently plotting a war against its upstart rivals, the NPO.