Random Insanity Alliance
The Wii ProtectoRIte Agreement was a ProtectoRIte between the Random Insanity Alliance and the Western Intelligence Inquisition announced on January 21, 2007. The treaty was later canceled by the Random Insanity Alliance on May 21, 2007.
The RIA, having a strong relationship and good ties with Western Intelligence Inquisition (Wii), does take on the role of Protector of Wii in order to guide and defend them from any who would seek to threaten them and their members.
The RIA pledges to defend Wii against any acts of aggression to the fullest extent of its ability. Any action taken against Wii will be considered as a direct attack on the RIA.
Wii agrees to give it’s loyalty to the RIA. Abuse of this friendship in any way will be cause for cancellation of this pact. Abuse includes, but is not limited to, provoking other alliances into a war, attacking the RIA or its allies, or aiding enemies of the RIA.
The RIA will send a representative to Wii.This representative will be kept informed of all events in [insert] and may act in an advisory role. To protect the sovereignty of Wii, the representative will have no formal power in Wii.
Either alliance may withdraw from this treaty by giving 48 thousand cookies to the other alliance.
-Baron Will Scarlett, Leader of Wii